• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

microwavepizzaoven:

i always laugh when someone tells me i’m not funny because if you sit down and think about it for a second i am actually very funny and they are wrong